The End Is Near! The End Is Near!

I'm in the final push of editing my dissertation, so please don't e-mail me -- until, say, Monday, May 4th -- unless you have a darn good reason for doing so.

Darn good reasons include:

• "NoodleFood was just mentioned on CNN."
  
• "Hey Diana, your house is on fire. Bummer."
  
• "I've decided to give you a million dollars as a graduation present."
  
• "Wow, did you hear that Yaron Brook has become a Catholic nun?"
  
• "Giant tortoises have invaded New York City."
  

You get the idea, I hope!