Do You Have Biblical Morals?

Never wanting to pass up a chance to confirm that I am on the moral straight and narrow, I eagerly took the Do You Have Biblical Morals? quiz.  Here's my result:

Your morality is 8% in line with that of the bible.

 

Damn you heathen! Your book learnin' has done warped your mind. You shall not be invited next time I sacrifice a goat.

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Now, before you go and conclude that the 8% means I'm some kind of moral monster, let me explain.  Really, the 8% result was only due to poor question design -- not to any flaw in my character!  Exhibit A in my defense:

12. What is the best way to curry favor with the Lord?

• By treating all people, including atheists, with kindness and courtesy.
  
• By learning and accommodating the culture and customs of other people.
  
• By ritualistically slaughtering animals and burning the parts.

See, all the other questions asked what I would do or what I understand to be right, whereas this one only asked me to recall what the Bible says -- which is why I got an answer "right" Biblically. 

Whew! Potential crisis averted, moving on.