A Good Bellyful of Laughs

I love the Independence Institute's e-mail newsletter. Why? It's funny! Here's the opening to their latest one:

It is my sad duty to report that our Independence Institute Senior Fellow Charles King came in second place in the "men's over 80-year-old" category of the Bolder Boulder, Boulder Colorado's Memorial Day's marathon. That type of slack-ass behavior is not what we expect from a member of our team. He will do better next year, or we'll can him. As for me, I was not allowed to compete in the race because they said it was against the rules to drive. Socialist bastards.

Speaking of socialists, in my Sunday column for the Boulder Daily Camera, I examined Boulder plan to limit jobs for the perfect jobs to population ratio. You really have to read this!